A city
boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for
$100.00.
The
farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next
day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news,
the donkey died."
Kenny
replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The
farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny
said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The
farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny,
"I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer,
" You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny,
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead.
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A month
later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that
dead donkey?"
Kenny,
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made
a profit of $898.00."
Farmer,
"Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny,
" Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.