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A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are
all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
briefing. You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees." The cannibals
promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?" The
cannibals all shook their heads "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the
cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the
secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've
been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had
to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"
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