Feudalism
You have two cows. Your
lord and master takes some of the milk.
Fascism
You have two cows. The government
takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
Communism
You have two cows. Your
neighbors help take care of them and you share the milk.
Totalitarianism
You have two cows.
The government takes them both and denies they ever existed and drafts
you into the army. Milk is banned.
Capitalism
You have two cows. You
sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You
sell them and retire on the income.
Enron Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a Debt/Equity
swap with an Associated General Offer so that you get all four cows back,
with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are
transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned
by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back
to your listed company.
The Annual Report says the company owns
eight cows with an option on one more.