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Caduceus Newsletter: Valentine’s Day 2007 Special Edition (When it’s true love, it will last forever, right?) |
Every student of animal behavior (or Human Sexuality) should have a copy:
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Hardcover: 235 pages ·
Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson (October 13,
2005) ·
ISBN: 0297851128 |
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1. Woman faces prison after setting
boyfriend's penis on fire (OOOOOH,
that must have hurt…but only for a moment…) Appearing in the September 12, 2006
Canadian Press.
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1. Woman faces prison after setting boyfriend's penis on fire (OOOOOH, that must
have hurt…but only for a moment…)
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Woman faces prison after setting boyfriend's
penis on fire Canadian Press
The 52-year-old man suffered
third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his chest. He spent a month in
hospital. |
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2. You know, there’s a
reason why most recipients of the |
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Man severs own
penis, throws it at officers BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. Contributing: Annie Sweeney eherman@suntimes.com |
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3. Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin – from the
Associated Press, November 16, 2006. |
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Updated:2006-11-16
14:59:48 Man
Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin AP
11/15/06 16:18
EST Ed. Note: Don’t ya just hate it when this happens? |
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4. In case you ever wondered
about men who wear kilts… |
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5.
True, it’s only February, but Memorial Day and the 4th
of July, with its outdoor grills, will be here before you know it. |
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HAPPY FOURTH GUYS...careful now!
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Dr. Stan Eisen,
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E-mail: seisen@cbu.edu
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/
Caduceus Newsletter Archives: http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/Caduceus.html